Taking Party For 1 to the Streets!

In honor of Miley Cyrus’ new song, “Flowers”, I met myself out at a bar tonight. The specific lyrics that inspired this action, “I can buy myself flowers, Write my name in the sandTalk to myself for hours, yeahSay things you don’t understandI can take myself dancin”… The next line, “better than you can” isn’t…

Dating Myself

Another wonderful night where I treat myself the way I want to be treated! It all starts with me. I really try to make an example of myself, seering in my brain, an exceptional dating experience. Everyone should date themselves once in a while! A little red wine, XXX sharp cheddar, Camembert, Gorganzola with honey,…